You spend your overtime shooting closeups of the producers girlfriend....who's playing a waitress.
The UPM comes to the best boy a few weeks into shooting and says, "You can't have any more blackwrap."
The call sheet says, "Day 70 out of 45."
You go into triple time shooting inserts.
You see the gaffer and the dp discussing a lighting set up. Suddenly the gaffer turns to the dp and says, "Did you just call me retarded?"
The UPM comes to the Key Grip and questions the amount of dance floor on the truck because, "There isn't any dancing in this movie."
The camera operator tells the Dolly Grip he feels a bump and the Dolly Grip smacks him in the back of the head and says, "Did you feel that?" There is soon a new face behind the dolly.
Doughnuts at Craft Service are cut into bite size pieces to save money.
More to come later....