The post you are about to read is a good example of what can happen when a neighbor throws a cocktail party, at which you take full advantage of the well stocked open bar, followed by too much tv watching and internet surfing.After reading it, I still have no idea what I was trying to say other than Prometheus sucked. I was apparently quite angry at Ridley Scott for going to Iceland as well. As a writing exercise, I have left it pretty much as written although I have edited a couple of choice curse words. Enjoy.
I originally wrote a much longer rant on various things including, Cabin In The Woods, (I want my 3.95 back), Dan Bradley (Google him, he still sucks as a film maker, although people will still hire him), Prometheus- After all the hype, after the interviews with a disinterested Ridley Scott from a glacier in East Bumf^%# Iceland, or wherever it was, this movie was such an overblown, badly made piece of crap that it changed my political views. I have edited it down to a very short drunken rant. Promethius was such a piece of crap that it literally infuriated me, ditto Cabin In The Woods (Joss Whedon, you're very talented, the people I know that have worked with you say you are an enormous $#%^%), I forgot where I was, but the afore mentioned films suck so bad that they literally (yes, I know what literally means) suck a hole in the time/space continuum and culturally end life as we know it. I will now settle down and watch Duck Dynasty or whatever piece of crap reality show is on A&E because it is ultimately more enjoyable that the 100 million dollar suckfest you have unleashed upon the world. I am only sorry that I actually worked for a few minutes out of my day to pay for a small part of the crap you made me believe was worth my time through your high blown "interviews from Iceland" or Alaska or wherever you went to shoot this shitty movie. That is all. The captain has spoken.
PS- Tomorrow I will probably have a sober rewrite, or I may not. I realize the preceding post is largely unreadable, I stand by it, however, For a real hoot, and a completely incomprehensible blogging experience, visit "dollygrippery.com" I bet she liked Promethius.